Sunday, June 27, 2010

The SPM Blues.

Hell yeah people the Sijil Pelajaran Malaysia is just 5 months away, and nothing is gonna stop it from coming. Nowadays talking to parents is more like "HardTalk" on CNN or BBC or any other Politics, Economics or Life talk show, "Where we get straight only to the truth and nothing but the truth." Where they seriously start bugging you to study like "Hey boy go study!", "Damnit! I am studying!" It's actually pretty nice to hear your mom or dad spur you on, but never in this way.

Well see you guys on da flip side, from now it's.
STUDY, STUDY, STUDY.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

A Dialog Between The Dear Leader and His Football Team.

Dear Leader : You have failed me twice now! And what's worse is that you all lost 7 - 0!?

Team : (while grovelling, and crying) Dear Leader we are sorry for our failure! We will do anything to regain our Dear Leader's greatness and Our country's pride!

Dear Leader : Don't even think about it! You all won't be seeing your families. EVER!

Team : Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! (Crying)

Now which team may this be?

It was amazing that this country North Korea, could actually qualify for the World Cup, you wonder other nations such as Thailand and Vietnam, and even my own country Malaysia! Can't even qualify. Whereas, North Korea a communist country, stricken with poverty and indifference to the outside world could qualify. This really does say something about football in Asia! Heck even China couldn't get in!

The Total Fail that they couldn't produce a North Korean Picture.
Kim Jong Il yo!


Let's Just say he has a plan.



Once you ignore the bad English.
It "really" is with that beautiful scenery.

Friday, June 18, 2010

Nothing Says Japan Like.....

Yoshida Brothers + Shamisens + Rock Music.


Nothing spells Epicness of Japan without Japanese music. I mean! Listen to this!
Combining the old and the fairly new. There's Casiopea, T-Square, all the awesome 1970's - 1990's jazz bands.
Just goes to show.

WHEN JAPAN WAS NUKED, IT WAS A BLESSING.

Damn these Japs can think of anything.
Heck I can't even think of something to write on blogger.

ads. wow! didn't expect that comin'

Em' adds on FaceBook really are getting annoying nowadays.

Like this one.

Eye's closed. Looks like she's shitting brix or something.

Eye's Open! Now she looks way more relived from the brix shit.

So who wants em "Hottest adult movie stars on your phone?!"
Get em' before they're banned!

Apparently i can't find the add on FaceBook already. XD
I think they really banned em'.

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Twenty-two different men kicking a ball on a field.

GOOOOOOAAAAL!!!!!!!
A sudden shout of joy from all the houses in a housing area

and sometimes

OWHHHHH! SHIT! FUCK YOU MESSI!
Dejected screams of disappointment coming from fans of the opposite team.

This only means that football season has started, namely the WORLD CUP.

Finally four years of waiting! The ultimate football event!

The world cup, 30 days of amazing and beautiful football, being played to be called the champions of the world. This year, it is being held in the country of South Africa.

There will be screams of joy and sadness and the world will, well sort of be united for this one event where,
MAN vs MAN
COUNTRY vs COUNTRY

To watch a beautiful game that we all call football.

But in the end there can only be ONE.

I'm putting my bets on Brazil, England, Spain and Argentina or South Korea.

Wanna bet?

Thursday, June 10, 2010

a new adventure for our main character!

Gonna be starting a fiction soon.
I've got what I have to do.
Drafted all those plans.
and got all my characters.

All's thats left is to write it down.
Gonna be writing it on this specific blog and it will come in chapters.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

strategy.

6 months worth of planning is going into 6 months of plans.

the plan is to.

1. STUDY
2. STUDY
3. STUDY
4. STUDY THE FUCK OUT OF MY BRAINS
5. DEACTIVATE MY FACEBOOK IN AUGUST
6. EXERCISE
7. TRY TO EXERCISE
8. BLOG MY WAY TO SPM
9. STOP BLOGGIN MY WAY TO SPM IN OCTOBER
10.STUDY THE FUCK OUT OF BRAINS AGAIN

well thats the whole shabang! really.